You Can't Swallow What I'm Thinking.

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   government taxes. but seriously people, you were supposed to subtract “your $1”, which gives you the price of the shirt....

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   oh my god. one of the managers at work gave Chris this riddle like a year ago.

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    Because you originally borrowed money from two sources, you didn’t borrow any from yourself therefore you don’t owe...

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    You still owe them 50 cents each. Durrrr.

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    The same people who’s parents give them $100 just because they ask.

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24. we-all-fl0at-down-here reblogged this from missingminds and added:

    The real question is, who the fuck pays $97 for a shirt?

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    you owe both of your parents 48.50. the problem lies in adding the 49s you owe to the dollar you kept. i’m trying to...

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42. moshedbrotatoes reblogged this from torinmurphin and added:

    You have the missing dollar, because you should NOT have kept the $1 to yourself! That belonged to the parents. Each...

43. torinmurphin reblogged this from moshedbrotatoes and added:

    But, I really wanted a Butterfinger.

44. boringspice said: this fucked me up. what the fuck is the answer?